...the fuck...? (RAGNAROK!)

**Drau** · December 17th, 2004, 01:43 PM

I'd like to request a whole chapter be devoted to the Lingerie Model [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Biomechanoid** · December 17th, 2004, 05:20 PM

Just a few discrepancies:

Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
Now, Fluffy stayed in Pooterville for a good long while, and became one of the most well-loved and respected men in town.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Thus far in the story, there is no evidence whatsoever to assign any gender to the character Fluffy. In fact, to the casual observer "he" may appear to very well be "she." Was the continuity editor asleep?

Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
With that in mind, he grabbed his old kit bag and fedora, shrugged on his topcoat, climbed into his roadster and sped off into the night.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">A fedora? Has the author/narrator gone quite insane? That any poor bloke cursed with a shiny red nose would even consider the notion of being caught dead in a fedora is perhaps the most preposterous absurdity I've ever read! For shame!

Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...and before you could say "HOLY SHIT!", our hero had fallen asleep at the wheel!

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Our author/narrator has either grossly underestimated or blatantly forgotten just how immediately capable his audience is about uttering that very phrase. Tsk.

Do go on, though. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

**Darkest Angel** · December 17th, 2004, 05:24 PM

The editors would like to say that they are not only fully conscious and hard at work, but that somebody's cameo appearance just got deeply and thoroughly "edited"...

[img]wink.gif[/img]

**Biomechanoid** · December 17th, 2004, 05:28 PM

Mmmmmm....deep and thorough....

**Biohazard** · December 17th, 2004, 05:30 PM

i live in Potterville.... we call it Pooterville on occasion.

i want computation, motherfucker.

dr seuss must be spinning in his grave.

....or, more likely, decaying slowly.

**Andyman** · December 17th, 2004, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
The editors would like to say that they are not only fully conscious and hard at work, but that somebody's cameo appearance just got deeply and thoroughly "edited"...

[img]wink.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LMAO! Yup, the squeaky wheel gets edited! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Darkest Angel** · December 17th, 2004, 11:13 PM

Fluffy the Red-Nosed Grinch awoke to the sound of rattling chains, his head aching dully, his eyes bleary and unfocused. He could just make out a dark form approaching his upturned roadster, a being that seemed to be floating above ground level. "Oh, crap!" Fluffy muttered. "Its...him!"

The form rattled ever closer. "Whooooooooo...him?" it moaned.

Fluffy squinted. Too short. "Uh...nobody. Who're you?"

The shadowy figure drew closer, and Fluffy the Red-Nosed Grinch could see that what he took for rattling chains were in fact strings of empy Molson cans wrapped all around the wraith. "Do you not know me, Scroooooooooge?"

"Peeker Marley? What's happened to you?"

"Yeeeeeees! I am the ghost of Peeker, here to show you the error of your waaaaaaaaaaaaays!"

"Can you stop talking like that?"

Peeker coughed. "Yeah, sorry. Its a ghost thing. Killer hangover. Funny thing, there's no beer on the other side, just the hangovers. Guess that's what makes it hell."

"You're in hell?" Fluffy asked, wide-eyed.

"Did I stutter? Look, man, my head feels like its in a fucking vice here, so listen up: If I can convince you to do the right thing and not run away from yer problems, I can have a beer. Needless to say, I've decided to make damn sure you straighten yer act up, so I've enlisted some folks to...uh...pay you some little visits."

Fluffy demurred. "I didn't know you were...y'know...connnected!"

"What? No, not that kind of visits...these are spiritual visits. To show you the error of your ways. And STOP THAT!"

Fluffy had been prodding Peeker's ectoplasm. "Sorry. Hey...you know, its been a rough night, and I'm really beat...could these 'vistitation' thingies wait a day or so...?"

"NO! Now, prepare yourself, Fluffy the Red-Nosed Scrooge...for this night will change you in ways you cannot begin to imagine!"

With those words, Peeker disappeared in a blinding flash of light, and Fluffy awoke in his very own bed in Pooterville. "Ah...it was a dream...all a dream..." He turned on his bedside lamp and spied a note he had apparently written to himself:

Things To Do:

1. FIND THE MONEY!!!

2. Dodge wonky "visitations".

"...aw...fuck."

-to be continued...yes, there is still more-

**Moviemaniac4** · December 17th, 2004, 11:22 PM

Two good things about the story I like:

1- I am not there as an elf [img]tongue.gif[/img]
2- It's different [img]wink.gif[/img]

**Joranthalus** · December 18th, 2004, 01:31 AM

Oooohh! u hope we get to find out what peeks did to wind up in hell! or what he didn't do.... whatever the case may be... or may not be... either way... or not... splunge!